What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:10

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Loons and Moons
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Has your wife made you a cuckold?
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?
So they tried
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Still no good.