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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:10

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Can they start feeding only one meal to prisoners on death row or those doing a life sentence? Because only then will it be real punishment. If they want extra food they can work or pay from their own pocket.

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

No, not a chance

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

Freaks and Cheeks

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

So, the docs changed it to read

Why do some people prefer watching movies than reading novels even if they are both based on the same source material (book)?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Why are people becoming increasingly hostile to pro-lifers? I am pro-life.

They put up a sign reading

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Are there any nude pictures of women with big tits?

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Has your wife made you a cuckold?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I feel like my boyfriend doesn't love me. Why?

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

So they tried

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Still no good.

What made Sally Field a standout choice for "Smokey and the Bandit" despite her reputation as a serious actress after "Sybil"?